Relationships

= Romantic =

Current

 * The Anarchist Polycule.
 * @Orwelliansays, @egoistsays & @soulistsays are in a harem.
 * @Xx_ANSCENE_xX & @xXScenecomXx are dating.
 * @notmediocrity & @CommunalistSays are dating.
 * @NatzeePiss & @Homonatpiss are mutually pissing on each other.
 * @Lib_centricide & @AncapSays are married.
 * @R4DC3N & @ModerateLee are dating.
 * @HoppeCentricide & @MinarchistSays, not @minarchistjreg, are dating.
 * @FemAuthSays & @DarwinismSays are once again dating (but they're NOT GAY).
 * @Syndicalist17 & @ProgConsays are married.

Past

 * @Xx_ANSCENE_xX & @XCyberGAuthX were dating 'till 4N5C3N3 killed Auth-Scene with a Hello Kitty vinyl doll.

Unrequited

 * @GermanExpressi1 licks @IngsocSays's boots.
 * @egoistsays wants to have sex with @IngsocSays.
 * @OrdoliberalSays has a crush on @FemAuthSays.

Rumoured

 * The whole of jrimmick twitter is waiting for @CommieSays & @NahtzeeSays to get together.

= Platonic =


 * The realists/gods.
 * Everyone in Ancapistan.
 * @anarchymeows, @Xx_ANSCENE_xX, @xXScenecomXx & @Syndicalist17.
 * The centrists.
 * @EsoFashSays & @GermanExpressi1.
 * @OrdoliberalSays & @Syndicalist17.

= Antagonistic =

Current

 * @DarwinismSays hates the realists 'cause of a perceived bias for the anarchists.
 * @Jregcia & The Party have declared each other to be terrorist organisations.
 * @DarwinismSays hates the anarchists 'cause of a perceived 'date rape'.
 * The Party & the anarchists.
 * @Jregcia & @BaathistSays.
 * @XCyberGAuthX is planning revenge on @Xx_ANSCENE_xX, & by extension @anarchymeows, @xXScenecomXx & @Syndicalist17.
 * @Posadist2 & everyone else.
 * @Orwelliansays wants @IngsocSays to have sex with @egoistsays.
 * @Syndicalist17 dueled @DarwinismSays.

Past

 * @An_Nihilist tried to kill @Anarcho_Pacif.
 * @ModerateLee temporarily broke up with @R4DC3N.

= Familial =


 * @VeiledMoralism & @notmediocrity are sisters.

= Coworkers =


 * @IngsocSays, @FemAuthSays & @GermanExpressi1 are all Inner Party members.
 * Both @NatzeePiss & @XCyberGAuthX work for @GermanExpressi1.