Syndicalist

Syndicalist, real name German Teuton, is a 154 year old veteran of three wars known predominantly for calling people pansies & having a propensity for duels.

Backstory
Born in Schenectady, New York; they started out working for Schenectady Locomotive Works, but, thanks to repeatedly attempting to unionise the previously mentioned company, they quickly became the humanoid representation the ideology Syndicalism.

After discovering that this change entailed both the slowing down of aging & a significant increase in dexterity & general physical constitution, they faked their own age & other records in order to join the military. During this time they fought in the Spanish-American War & the Philippine-American War. The military pensions from this were sufficient enough to live off of 'till the great depression during which they became poor & homeless.

This changed when the US joined WWII. they almost immediately enlisted, with yet more faked information, & fought in French Indochina. Afterwards, they started living a lower-middle class lifestyle utilising both military pensions. They then proceeded to have two kids: Anarcho-Syndicalist & Corporatist, & adopt another: Conservative-Socialist.

Personality
They are somewhat amicable, but certainly short tempered. They near universally refer to fascists as mongrels, & 'libertarian'-capitalists as authoritarians. If faced with a problem, their first response is almost always to either announce a duel, or shoot someone with a harpoon gun.

Notable Relations
Syndicalist begot Anarcho-Syndicalist & Corporatist out of wedlock with an unknown individual. Later, they married Progressive-Conservative, thereby gaining custody over Conservative-Socialist. They then became a single father after Progressive-Conservative died in the eighties. They are friends with Ordo, 4N5C3N3, Scenecom & Annya, & have dueled both Homonat & Darwinist.